Listen up, sick things! We’ve got something special that’ll shake up your Dry January in ways you never saw coming. Alice has partnered with WhistlePig to unleash their Sex, Drugs, Rock & Dry Cocktail – a non-alcoholic headliner that’ll have your taste buds doing a stage dive. We’re talking 100% Rye non-whiskey, barrel-aged maple syrup, and a trio of natural ingredients that pack a punch!

Now here’s the real show stopper: We’re dropping a special ‘Go Pig Go’ bundle that comes with this mind-bending cocktail AND a limited-edition vinyl of Alice’s ‘Breadcrumbs’ EP that’s been infused with non-whiskey rye liquid. And no, you beautiful maniacs – you can’t drink the vinyl! But you CAN crank up the volume and sip on something that proves you don’t need to be drunk to be punk. Move fast – this won’t be available for long!

If you miss out on the bundle, don’t panic — you can still score WhistlePig’s Sex, Drugs, Rock & Dry Cocktail while it lasts!

P.S. – Seriously though, don’t try to drink the vinyl. That’s not how any of this works.

Score Your Bundle!