News : SCOTSMAN.COM ALICE COOPER CAPTION COMPETITION
What are Alice Cooper and friends up to? Click the image below to enter your caption at scotsman.com for a chance to win!
The caption of the week will win a bottle of Whyte & Mackay, while the yearly winner will get a 30-year-old bottle, but you must be 18 or over. Usual Evening News rules apply. Winners must be free to collect their prize from the News office.

Recent News
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- Alice chats on NPR's "Wait Wait... Don't... May 18, 2013
Universal Precautions... No, Universe of Precautions!!!!
DAM IT THESE GIRLS NOT ON THE RAG.THERE ON THE TOWEL
HOW CAN I GET MY NAME ETC FOR THE CONTEST.THIS IS MY CAPTION
Yes yes, I know you're hungry; ahh and here comes dinner
As the scarred Doctor behind him, I can vouch for the real caption for this photo:
'Why is the mental patient behind me grabbing my junk?'
Good times :-D
some of the best photos i ever seen! RED fits you fantastically Alice!!!
DV
Alice Raised the Dead and the ghouls have gone wild
Can't say my dad would be proud, but it's a living!
This one is mine, BTW...didn't get that you had to register, etc. I will repost...
Alice explains to the shocked reporter at the sight of his fans.."Well,you know I'm not exactly Donnie Osmond!"
Alice and the gang just heard the dreaded words Last Call!
Alice spends a quiet night at home with a few friends.
Hello kiddies, Uncle Alice here, come join us, we love the dead!
Hello kiddies, Uncle Alice here, come join us, we love the dead!
Things sure have changed since I last donated blood
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The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades
"Now I remember why we don't have national health care back home."
JMcCue


